Breaking the Code / Law

May 7, 2009 at 10:04 PM (Humor, Politics, Rants, Wedding)

When I got home from work today I was shocked to see a “Notice of Violation” from the county in which we live taped to our front door.  Apparently we violated some sort of “Parking Standard” code when we had our wedding shower this past weekend.  We have a two car garage but in the midst of all the happenings had parked one of our vehicles in the yard temporarily.  Well, according to the code that we violated, “All vehicles/trailers/boats must be parked on a hardened/treated surface.  All tires must be on hardened/treated surfaces.”  The most disturbing part is that someone in the neighborhood must have reported us.  Wouldn’t it have been much more neighborly to slip a note into our mailbox?  Wouldn’t it have been neighborly for the reporter to just observe and see if the vehicle is moved before assuming we are converting our yard to a used car lot?  I mean we had wedding balloons tied to our mailbox for goodness sake.  Someone is a Scrooge, apparently.

According to the notice, they will perform a random inspection in the next 10 days to see if the violation has been removed.  The funny part is that the “violation” (i.e. car on the grass) wasn’t even present when they taped the notice to the door.  It seems as though the violation should be evident before an inspector can even formally give the notice.

Breaking the law!  Breaking the law!

– Stephanie

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What’s Up With These Crazy Fundamentalist Muslims?

April 21, 2009 at 10:06 PM (Humor, Politics, Rants)

EDIT:  After I wrote and posted this entry, this article was available on  I hate being right.

Well, before I get started ranting and raving like a lunatic, I am going state my warning to you all.  This post will be littered, nay, filled to the brim, with my opinion.  This is the only warning I’m going to give the faint of heart before proceeding.  Also, I’d like to give a shout out to Amazing Ben (no relation) at  I’ve linked parts of his site wherever possible because it’s the best way to bring in historical references, but in a fun and foul mouthed way. Read the rest of this entry »

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Who Is This Guy?

March 28, 2009 at 12:33 PM (Books, Career, Food, Friends, Gaming, Healthy Living, Humor, Politics, Relationships, Wedding, Weight Loss)

Hi folks!

I know I haven’t posted in a while but it’s been busy!  Stephanie’s been doing a great job keeping the site updated while she’s had me slaving away at various home projects.  By slaving away, I mean asking me to do something that I do easily enough followed by me watching a movie.  I’m going to attempt to get everyone caught up, although this is really more about me trying to write enough to make up for being inconsistent with my posting in the past.  This one is going to bounce all over the place, so fasten your seat belts.

If I were to dig into our reader email, or more specifically, the phone calls I’ve had with those of you who read our blog, the overwhelming question is “Ben, why the heck haven’t you been posting your weight?”  Well, there is a good answer to that.  No, wait.  There isn’t.  I’ve just been really slack about it.  I’ve made a number of positive changes to my diet.  I know I’m eating better than I was but the big change has been in portion control.  I’m starting to get that where it needs to be.  As an example, I forgot my lunch this week and was forced to forage for myself in the wilds of Atlanta.  I went to a McDonald’s and, instead of getting my usual combo with an extra sandwich (usually a Big Mac combo with a Filet O Fish), I just got two double cheeseburgers and drank water at the office.  Kudos to Stephanie for helping me take more fruit with me to work for snacks.  So will I be posting my weight changes in the future?  I don’t know.  I doubt my weight will change much more before the wedding and I’ve already been measured for my tuxedo, so I don’t have a whole lot of short term motivation.  However, a lot of the changes we’ve made to the way that we handle our food intake are good for the long term and I’m sure that we will see those dividends.

Speaking of tuxedos, our wedding is almost here.  On May 24th of this year Stephanie and I will be on a glacier in Alaska exchanging our vows.  A lot of people seem to be making a big deal out of this and I get the “So, are you nervous?” question a lot.  To be honest, I’m more excited than nervous.  For me the really nervous portion of our relationship was me deciding that I wanted Stephanie to marry me and that it was the right time and the right decision.  Once that part was done, I was over the nervousness.  Besides actually getting married, I think the part I’m most excited about is the helicopter flight to the top of the glacier.  That will be totally awesome!

I’m officially a music/rhythm game junkie.  Our friends Jen and Jesse own both Rock Band 2 and Guitar Hero: World Tour and have been nice enough to come over and let me jam.  Now Stephanie and I have discussed me owning one of these games come November, but I’m super torn.  Here are some pros and cons that I’ve been weighing.  Feel free to chime in with your opinions.

  • I like the guitar for Rock Band 2 a lot.  The “fret” buttons are big enough to cover the entire section of the fret area, so you have a lot more leeway to hit the bigger button.  With the Guitar Hero: World Tour’s guitar, the buttons are smaller but spaced so they fill the same space.  Basically the Rock Band 2 guitar is a lot more forgiving, overall.  Advantage: Rock Band 2.
  • My favorite instrument so far is the drums.  So far, the Guitar Hero: World Tour drums are the winner.  Not only do I get 3 drums and 2 cymbals in a more “real” playing form, but the sections are more rubbery and silent when you hit them.  The Rock Band 2 drums make a loud plastic thwack every time you hit them and each of the 4 drum surfaces (no cymbals) is surrounded by a hard plastic ring that makes an even louder unattractive noise when accidentally hit.  Easy pick here.  Advantage: Guitar Hero: World Tour.
  • I haven’t yet tried to use the microphone for either game and probably won’t any time in the near future.  We’ll leave those out of the discussion for now.
  • Rock Band 2 has been out longer than Guitar Hero: World Tour and has a much larger library of downloadable songs.  It appears that both products are adding 2 or 3 songs a week, so eventually the difference won’t be nearly as apparent but right now you can get a lot more music instantly with Rock Band 2.  Advantage:  Rock Band 2.
  • Let’s talk expansions and limited/exclusive content.  Other than downloadable content, Rock Band 2 doesn’t really have anything else.  However, Guitar Hero released a special Aerosmith edition of their game.  Big deal.  I don’t like Aerosmith much anyways.  The real dilemma exists with the upcoming Guitar Hero: Metallica release.  That one really gets me excited.  My favorite Metallica song is One and I have verified its inclusion on the set list.  Additionally, this special release won’t have a whole bunch of Metallica’s newer, crappier music (essentially anything that came after the Black Album).  Oh no.  It’s going to have some of the good stuff that made most of us like Metallica in the first place.  Good times!  Big Advantage: Guitar Hero: World Tour.

I suppose those are the big things that I’m weighing right now.  Were my entertainment budget limitless I’d just go out and buy both games along with all of their accessories.  Sadly, that just isn’t possible.  Also, come November, who wants to come over and be a part of my band?  I’ll probably be playing the drums, but you guys can have your pick of the remaining 3 spots.  These two games are probably the best group games I’ve played in a while.  They’re a lot of fun no matter the skill level.  There is always a lot of laughter and fun when these guys come out during the course of an evening.

Here are some random tidbits that have crossed my mind recently:

  • I still think Chinese restaurants are awesome, even though I haven’t been visiting them with the frequency I used to.  Chicken on a stick, cheesey wontons, crab legs, different kinds of meats that you can pick without any vegetables.  I mean, where else can you go and come back to the table with a plate full of…brown?  It rocks!
  • I’ve decided that the next time I happen upon some person driving outrageously slow in the left lane (and he isn’t trying to make a left turn), I’m going to run him off of the road.  Or perhaps into oncoming traffic.  I haven’t decided yet.  Either way, it isn’t going to be pretty for him.
  • I don’t really like getting up super early in the morning, but boy I love the fact that there are very few cars on the road when I go to work.  To give you some idea of the difference: my morning drive is 25-30 minutes, my evening drive is 45-60 minutes.
  • I’m really nervous about the economy.  I know, join the club, right?  We just bought our house last summer, and I hate the way it’s lost so much value already.
  • I think AIG is full of crap.  Contractual obligations or not, how can you pay bonuses to the people who ran your company into the ground?  I think they shouldn’t have been paid and AIG should have let itself be sued.  Sure it would have broken its contracts with those particular employees and they would most likely seek restitution from the company, but with the government, the taxpayers, and the overwhelmingly messed up economic climate on their side I think that those contractual obligations could have been lessened through litigation.  Paying $100 million in bonuses would still be better than $165 million, I think.
  • Despite a lot of the complaints folks have about our government and some of the decisions that have been made to fight the financial depression that we are living through right now, I’m still happy to be here.  Allow me to list some countries that have governments that I’m sure none of us would want to live under:
    • China
    • Pakistan
    • Burma/Myanmar
    • Any country on the African continent
    • Iran
    • Iraq
    • Israel
    • Mexico
    • Venezuela
    • I hope that makes some of you feel at least a little better about our current situation.

I finally got my first books that will allow me to work towards my Microsoft certifications.  Yes, I know it is long overdue.  I’m excited to finally get started.  The books we bought are for Microsoft exams 70-640, 70-642, and 70-646.  Each book represents a single exam and the completion of one of them would allow me to claim an MCTS certification on my resume.  The end result, after completing all three exams, will be my completion of the MCITP Windows Server 2008 Admin certification.  That’s what I’m really after.  I don’t know how long this will take me and the upcoming wedding and everything that goes with it kind of throws a kink in my possible timetable.  I’ve read of very experienced people prepping for a single exam over the course of 2 or 3 weeks.  I don’t think I fall into this category.  I’ve also read of people with very little experience taking several months to be ready for a single exam.  I’m not here, either.  I fall somewhere in the middle, and I think that once we get through the wedding that I’ll be able to knock each exam out in 6-8 weeks or so.  Keep in mind that I’ve never tried to get any sort of certification with Microsoft before, so I’m really just guessing here.  Still though, I think it is a realistic time table.

I’m fully caught up on Heroes, now, for those of you who also follow the show.  I’ve been discussing the evolution of Season 3 with my friend Jason for a while now, and I wanted to let you all know that I totally called Micah weeks ago as the person playing Rebel.  Damn, I rock!  Feel free to discuss this if you want.  I love talking about this show.

I’ve also made it through the final season of The Office on Netflix.  I can not wait for the next season to become available!  I totally want to see what continues to happen with Jim and Pam and also what turns out of the new Michael/Jan/New HR Lady thing.  Of course we’re all rooting for Dwight, too, right?  Good times!

For the most part, I’m not a special person when it comes to picking out clothes and my wardrobe is certainly not complicated.  When I got to work I just pick out a pair of khaki pants, a shirt, and a sports coat.  Simple enough.  However, there are two items that I like a lot that Stephanie absolutely loathes.  Suspenders and cardigans.  For some reason these two items have a special place in my fashion heart and for some other equally odd reason they have become targets of Stephanie’s unending ire.  I was given a pair of suspenders as a gag gift from Stephanie’s best friend, Blair, last Christmas.  I’ve only worn them 2 or 3 times since, and only on weekends (never to work) and every time that I wear them I can see the little veins his Stephanie’s forehead pop out a bit.  I used to own several cardigans, but somehow between us going through our clothes and pairing down what we didn’t need anymore and the actual move to Georgia, I no longer have any more button-up cardigans.  I have two sweaters with zippers, but I don’t think they count.  Are cardigans and suspenders really as bad as Stephanie thinks they are?

While I try not to talk about work much on our blog because I don’t want to think about work on the weekends and there is always the off chance that a superior at work could see what you wrote and posted for the whole internet to see and then fire you for it, I would like to take this moment to give a shout out to two of my coworkers.  Over the course of this past week, Kevin Burdett and Keith Torbert have greatly assisted me in getting some stuff done that I would not have been able to do in a timely fashion or at all without their help.  Thanks guys!

Also, a shout out for my friend Charles, a.k.a Porkchop, for introducing me to  It’s REALLY funny, but be forewarned; this guy cusses a lot.  So if you don’t mind a lot of foul language, visit this site.  If you aren’t laughing out loud as you read it, then something is obviously very wrong with you.  His bio on Nikola Tesla is one of my favorites.  I’ve taken the liberty of adding this site to my favorites on the right side of the screen.  Enjoy!

Well, I think I’ve danced around enough topics for this entry.  As I said last time, and obviously failed miserably at, I’ll try to post more often in the future if only to prevent you wonderful folks from having to read a small novel every time you visit.

– Ben

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Your Questions on the Economy

March 25, 2009 at 2:47 PM (Politics)

Tomorrow Obama will be answering direct questions from the general public on his website.  You can submit questions to ask him and vote on questions to be asked here.

Here’s some general information directly from his website:

The White House is open for questions.

We invite you to participate in our community-moderated online town hall. Submit your own question about the economy and vote on submissions from others. We also encourage you to include a link to a video of yourself asking your question (ideally 30 seconds or less), but text submissions are all you need. Come back on Thursday to watch the President answer some of the most popular submissions live at

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Inauguration Day

January 20, 2009 at 5:35 PM (Inspirational, Politics)

Like many Americans, I listened to the inauguration this afternoon while working.  In case you missed the inaugural address, I have the video at the bottom of this post in addition to another wonderful video.  I’m excited about the coming years and wish I were in D.C. amidst all of the excitement.

Our friend Steven sent me the link to the White House’s new website that I thought I would share with all of you.  The White House will now have a blog and we are all invited to participate.  Check it out here.  Incredible promises are brought to the forefront in the first entry:

“President Obama has committed to making his administration the most open and transparent in history, and will play a major role in delivering on that promise. The President’s executive orders and proclamations will be published for everyone to review, and that’s just the beginning of our efforts to provide a window for all Americans into the business of the government.”

“One significant addition to reflects a campaign promise from the President: we will publish all non-emergency legislation to the website for five days, and allow the public to review and comment before the President signs it.”

I look forward to seeing these promises put into action.  Change can happen.

– Stephanie

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